A Sign of the Times: theunfetteredpreacher

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The things the police would like to say,:

1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per
second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you.”

6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”

11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

12. “In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.” ( National Crime Information Center )

13. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”

14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

AND THE WINNER IS….

16. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets?
You’re right, we don’t.
Sign here.”

Stolen from Johnny Overby.

A Sign of Our Times: theunfetteredpreacher

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Silent Night: theunfetteredpreacher

https://www.dropbox.com/s/vimbfcqkezwpvdb/20161224_124227.mp4?dl=0

This is another found while seeking something else

It is Christmas in July. Hope you enjoy.

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Fellowship with God: Arnold Smith. theunfetteredpreacher

The Lord wants to be in fellowship with us. That’s why He created us. It’s not His fault if we don’t have a close personal relationship with Him. He will draw close to us if we’ll seek Him.
Spending time in His Word is one way we get closer to Him. He reveals Himself through the Bible, His written Word. His will becomes real as we study what He says. One thing He tells us is that praising Him is one other way to.experience His presence. He inhabits the praises of His people. That means we can experience His reality! We no longer have to question His existence once we experience His presence. He leaves no doubt when He manifests Himself. When God spoke to me, an agnostic, I KNEW it was God! And it changed my life! I have my life to Him and became a.minister within 6 months. That was in 1973!
As I served Him, He took care of all my needs. It would take a book to tell all the miracles I’ve experienced over the years.
But the most precious experiences I’ve had is when God Himself touches me. There’s nothing like having God show up! There’s no doubt as to.His love for you either! His presence is so real and close there’s no question about His being with you!!!
Obedience is another way to experience His reality. As we walk in His will, He is pleased with us and.let’s us know it. By His revealing a truth in His Word or giving us special blessings He can let us know He’s giving us favor.
Being in relation with Him is His goal, not keeping all the rules. Enjoy knowing Him and spending time praising and worshipping Him! He’ll become REAL!!!
TO YOU!!!

Arnie was one of my Bible Teachers 35 years ago. A man who knows and loves the Lord. A blessing to all who listen with open hearts and minds.

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Mary Did You Know? theunfetteredpreacher.com

https://www.dropbox.com/s/b6mxu0trmka7poy/mary%20did%20you%20know.%20vocal.mp4?dl=0

I recorded this several years ago. While searching for another tune, I came across this.

Hope you enjoy.

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Praise in a minor key: theunfetteredpreacher

https://www.dropbox.com/s/l934p4okaho4r94/praiseinaminorkey.url%20.mp4?dl=0 More old praise tunes. Hope you enjoy. Jehovah Jirah, The Trees of the Field. (Isaiah 55:12), Jesus is my Lord, my Master my Savior; Glory, to the Lord.

This was recorded several years ago. I was trying to remember the joy of Praise. I miss leading a congregation, to the Holy of Holies.

Errors in playing, just reminds me how long it has been, since I enjoyed Praise and Worship.

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Please give me some feedback. This session under 10 minutes.